Our first patch just went out on Steam. Here is the change log:
Adrenaline has been running high in the Crankshaft office since the game has released. We’ve been super excited to see all the reviews come out (some good, some bad, all available on the press page), but overall the greatest reward has been finally getting Party of Sin in player’s hands. The fun doesn’t stop here though. We’ve caught wind of a few release day issues which we’re looking into now. We’ve got a few Kickstarter rewards still left to fulfil, and we’re planning our next big step as a company.
Release has been Party of Sin’s first big test out in the wild. We’ve had some QA before, but nothing on this scale. Naturally, a few of you have found odd behaviour or crashes in the game, and we’re committed to correcting these problems as quickly as possible. We’re preparing a patch which we will push to all our Steam customers this week which should relieve some of the crashes and streamline the experience for the small number of players that have been having problems.
If you’re having any trouble running the game, we want to hear from you! Our highest priority is our players, so if something is preventing you from having a good time, we want to know.
A few of you have pledged at a high enough level to get access to our level editing software. I’ll be working on packaging that for distribution in the coming weeks. You will get an email containing the download link and instructions. We’re not exactly sure yet how we are going to distribute finished levels so people can try them out. We’re looking into Steam Workshop right now. This could bring an exciting level of customization to Party of Sin! We will be releasing the Map Editor in the new year.
The soundtrack is finished, and all Kickstarter backers should have received it by now. The Steam version has been slightly delayed, but we’re expecting that to be resolved this week.
A lot of people have been asking for a demo of Party of Sin. We should be getting that completed this week as well.
That about does it for now! We’re going to get as much of this done this week before the team and I settle in for the Holidays (a well deserved break). I hope the New Year brings you great fortune and happiness.
I am very happy to announce that tomorrow I will be assuming the position of CEO of Feel Good Inc. I am very grateful for all of the kind hearts who helped me get where I am today. Thank you, may you live long and healthy lives.
Unfortunately, I must call off the dinner party. There seems to be a problem among the happy individuals who are organizing it. But I am not upset, this will be a perfect chance for me to spend time with my wife and daughter, who rarely see me these days.
Thanks again, and goodnight.
I would very much appreciate it if the happy soul who kindly threw a brick through my window at exactly 2:47am, scaring my wife into hysteria, would reconsider the wisdom of their action and would, if possible, offer an apology and compensation for the expense involved in repair.
Thank you, and goodnight.
Hello everyone. I would just like to say that my demeanor is as positive as ever despite any attempt to affect it otherwise. Also, anyone who does attempt to alter me to a negative demeanor is a salty Wank biscuit.
Thank you, and goodnight.
To all employees of Feel Good Inc: the thought is what counts, as I’m well aware. In fact, this reminds me of my childhood relationship with my cousins who would play similar light-hearted practical jokes on me while calling me affectionate names and throwing rotten produce at me. However, I must give fair warning that I am near the end of my string and expect the substance, which I assume from the acrid odor is some combination of urine and feces, to cease from magically appearing in my soup thermos my wife so lovingly prepares for me each morning.
Thank you, and good day.
FUCK EVERYONE. YOU KILL MY CAT AND THINK ITS FUNNY?! WELL SEE HOW FUNNY IT IS WHEN I PLOW THROUGH YOUR ABDOMEN WITH THE BULL SKULL HELMET MY COUSINS USED TO SCARE ME WITH HAHA!!! I HOPE YOUR READY FOR ME FUCKERS!
dont tink we gon get up anymor saw sky was grey an no song from birds like in dreemytime so the peeple are quiet not like all happy talkers in dreemytime so we like dreemytime kthxbye
Phew! Long day at the gym today. Saw the other guys look at me a lot an’ I know they were jealous. I think I might of intimidated the trainers with my ferocious guns. One of them took a good look at me and just walked on by, went to a little old lady who was flopping round on a mat doin yogurt or whatever… looked like she might hurt herself. After my evening workout I walked out onto the street and saw a group of fillies drive by in a topless car looked like shit on wheels and they all nearly wrecked tryna call my name. But I blew em off cause they were all ugly anyway and I ain’t got time for chicks that ain’t the heaven-sent cream of the crop.
Got home and my mum had some gooey spaghetti that she’d probably spent all day slaving over. I console her pretty well about how it was alright, she didn’t have a good relationship with her mother and never learned to cook cause at least she tries, but I think she took it the wrong way.. guess it’s just her time of the month.
Well that’s almost too good for one blog post. I wanna tease you, keep you wanting more. I’m waitin for ya to let me know how much ya liked it. Stay tuned, I know you will. ^^
Alright, ok I see. I guess Tumblr just ain’t so hot at gettin the message out.. only X comments and it’s been X days. Well at least I know your the true fans. The ones wholl stand beside me when it gets real rough. Ya know, I appreciate that. I like to see that at least a few out there in the wastes of interwebs know what really means somethin. I got somethin special for ya. I been thinkin on it for a while now but I think I’ll put it off to the next post. Be there when I show ya, hear?
Pretty cool right? 😀 I’m wearin it right now. Gonna go to work tomorrow at the factory and all the chicks are gonna dig it so much dude. Decided to ditch the helmet so everyone could see my handsome face… and besides, no foe will be getting anywhere near this pretty visage with a sword like this flashing in front of it!
I’m gonna tour the realm with my big ass sword! I’ll chop down all the puny evil people and make my way to somewhere really holy! They fired me for being a threat at work, but I didn’t need them anyway. They were just holding me back. I’m gonna make a name for myself and you guys will have the honor of being my very first fans! Hoo-rah!